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[girlbossblackbeard]

i know we've all talked about how insane the "ed plays with the wedding cake toppers pretending they're him and stede" scene is but i don't think we've really comprehended how GENUINELY INSANE it is like??? edward teach, blackbeard, the kraken, the scourge of the seven seas, the most fearsome pirate the caribbean has ever known that has recently been on a non-stop slaughtering spree, painted a bride wedding cake topper to look like himself which he then scoots next to a wedding cake topper that looks like stede so ed can imagine that he's marrying him. this man carefully rubbed kohl on a cake topper to give it darker skin and darker hair and a BEARD. to make it look more like himself. so he could then. put it next to a cake topper that looked like stede. and pretend. they were getting married. i've written that 3 times now and my brain STILL refuses to fully process those sentences

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[steed-bonnet]

🔠New footage from episodes 4 and 5!

The rest will be in the comments ➰

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[beanabouttown]

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[wavesechoes]

literally

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[vroomvroomwee]

So are we not gonna talk about the 10 second scene that cut in during one of the most intense scenes from all three episodes where we see Zheng's entire fleet being pulled by ROPE through a FOREST by her crew's BARE HANDS, after which the show didn't address that again?

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[jellybeanium124]

maybe it's just coz I already knew that people suddenly seem to get a lot of energy back when they commit to killing themselves but the red flags was ed's behavior in ep 2. the cleaning up his living space and himself, the energy, those were the red flags.

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[stedesearring]

babe are you okay? you've listened to 'this woman's work' by kate bush on repeat with no signs of stopping...

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[snake-snack-stede]

archie being like “idk if killing all those people crossed a line. this is my first wedding 😀”

I want to send her to therapy with a tape recorder

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[izzy-hands]

Lucius and Black Pete being wholesome [+]

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[cottoncandysprite]

Underrated thing from ofmd s2 is the use of "boatmance" in place of situationship